Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
"Aache Din Aa Rahe Hain!" Today I saw a girl on Scooty. She gave left indicator and she actually . . . . . turned left. Unbelievable... I am still in shock!
Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho? Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun. Girl: Kaun Se College? Boy: "IIN", Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai. Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya. Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai. Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!